"This is a very wrong sort of dessert concept, involving as it does a salty cracker that was promoted during our youth for its easy snappability into ‘bite size, snack size and man size’ portions. However, it turns out the Salada biscuit is gnawingly addictive when blanketed with hard caramel and given a shiny topcoat of dark chocolate. I’m not going to waste any time trying to reason with you as to why it’s good. I’m just going to testify that when a ‘Chat 10 Looks 3’ podcast listener sent in a box of this stuff, I briefly scoffed at it before taking a cautious bite. Next thing I remember is being found semi-comatose under the empty box. It’s not called ‘crack’ for nothing.